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Old 12-07-2008, 04:09 PM   #1
obionespeedonly
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You Stupid Thief!! Stolen SingleSpeed!! Watch out for Obi's Black Stumpy Commuter SS

You stupid, low life ball licking bastard...how fricking stupid can you be!?

Stolen From Union Landing Shopping Center, Union City, CA 12/07/2008

Spray Painter Black Classic Hardtail Specialized Stumpjumper..Over Blue O/E Paint.

Do you realize that the Spray Painted Black (over Factory Blue) Classic 15" Steel Hardtail Specialized Stumpjumper w/ Punk Rock and Stupid Bunny Stickers, 34-17T WTB/Shimano (Xt Double Cup Bottom Bracket), Nimbus Reflect Tires, Double Wall Rims, and all that is easily identifiable by anybody in our little community??

You stupid a$$, we have had that bike for over 15 years, it got me through college!!

My wife chooses to ride to benefit our environment, make others smile, and make it more enjoyable at the end of her work day, over at the Union Landing Shoping Center in Union City. Everybody knows "Rocky's Bike" you idiot!!

Now, I suggest you walk your butt over to her store, walk it in the front door, hand it off to the first employee you see, then promptly run as fast as you can so I or our friends don't catch you and beat the living crap out of you!

Locals...i'm going over to red Devil right now to see about getting it, if you see it, call Union City P.D. asap at (510)471-1365, or just 911, and refer to case #08-1207015

Obi..

p.s. Thief, this bike now carries a curse upon it and whomever tries to use it besides it's rightful owners or friends...have fun bleeding out your ears, and dying a horrible and painful death you f*ck!!

**Anybody possessing a similar bike, HardRock Classic or Stumpjumper, 1990's Steel please that is willing to part with, I'll pay for one to get her going again.

Thanks

PedalStoke Fools!
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