In case anyone missed it, well, maybe Tasso caught it, here goes..
*A JOKE..NOTHING MORE!! ENJOY!!*
~Submitted to two different TV Shows and $ if they use it..wish me luck, a good friend loved it and wishes he'd thought of it! ;)
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I like how with all this online banter nobody has yet to have heard the whole story, let me lay it out for you all..
~As most of us know there have been some celebrities that passed away this week. True TV brings us the exclusive!
Ed McMahon arrives at the pearly gates where St.Peter asks what "..is it he would like while in heaven?" to which Ed replies "..to be with the Angels." Boom, Farrah Fawcet shows up, so of course St.Peter also asks her the same basic question. Her reply "For the children of the world to be safe and happy." immediately brings Michael Jackson. Now, since Michael Jackson's had so much plastic surgery, they're not sure what to do because plastic recycling isn't until next Wednesday. Ultimately they go with the second part of Farrah's request and decide that Michael gets sent down below to be melted down to make Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for once.
Now due to the market and capitalist market lately Hell's a bit backlogged and Lucifer has to deny Farrah's request temporarily until clarification and authorization can be made.
This pisses off Farrah and the other's to no end.
Now since Chuck Norris and Patrick Swayze are temporarily unavailable to kick Michael and Lucifer around they call in Billy May's to sell God on the idea.
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